Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Also FUGOOGLE

So, I am on my roommate's computer and just signed in so I could post that mediocre b-log with all the sweet lady business videos and I HAD to use my gmail to sign in. Now I switch to capital letters to express my rage:

FUCK YOU GOOGLE, I DON'T WANT ALL OF MY ACCOUNTS TO BE WITH YOU. THERE's A REASON I HAD SEPARATE ACCOUNTS IN DIFFERENT PLACES. YOU'RE DOUCHY ASS FASCISTS WHO RAPE MY INTERNET FREEDOM AND I JUST WON'T USE YOUTUBE EVER AGAIN UNLESS I CAN BE MY G-DDAMNED YOUTUBE ACCOUNT YOU BITCHES I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU YOU'RE EVIL.

And that's what I think of Google taking over the internet. I think it's bad and I think it's illegal in the USA under monopoly laws and they're dicks. And I know that they can and will read this because Google owns all of the internet and I THINK YOU're BIG SMELLY COCKS.

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